Florida Man Buys a House: 5 Crazy Headlines That Teach You Real Estate Gold

by Tom McNamara

You’ve heard the wild "Florida Man" headlines. They often sound like fiction, but hidden inside these unbelievable stories are smart, practical lessons for anyone buying or selling a home in the Sunshine State. At The McNamara Experience, we believe that staying safe and savvy requires knowing the real-world risks.

Today, we dive into five viral 2025 "Florida Man" headlines and pull out the essential real estate takeaways. Get ready to laugh and learn, because in Florida, the truth is often stranger than fiction, but there is always a lesson.

The Jacksonville Beach Spite House and the Cost of Neighbor Drama

In January 2025, a developer in Jacksonville Beach gained international attention by building what was instantly nicknamed the "spite house." Why? Because his neighbors repeatedly tried to buy his tiny, narrow lot. His response was to build a 10-foot-wide, 19-foot-tall home that literally threw shade on their property.

Despite the malicious intent behind its construction, someone still bought the skinny house for over $600,000 because the inside was cute and modern.

Lesson: Always Check Zoning and Neighbor Relations

A home is not just the structure; it’s the people and plans around it. Neighbor drama can severely damage your peace and property value. When touring, do more than just look at the walls:

Scout the Block: Say hello to a neighbor. Ask the seller or agent about any known disputes regarding fences, parking, or noise. Search public records for lawsuits tied to the address.
Investigate Vacant Lots: If there’s a bare piece of land nearby, learn the zoning rules. A tall building could pop up later, blocking your sun or view. You need to know, "What could be built near me?"

The Tampa Bay Foot Fetish Fiasco: Safety First at Open Houses

In April 2025, the Tampa Bay real estate community issued warnings after a man attended numerous open houses under the pretense of being a buyer. His bizarre method? He would try to grab the female agents’ feet, claiming, “There’s an ant on your foot.” At least 12 realtors reported the suspect before he was finally apprehended.

Lesson: Open Houses Need Common Sense and Security

Open houses are public events, which means they come with risks. Whether you are selling your home or touring one, safety must be the priority.

For Sellers: Ask your agent about their safety protocol. This should include checking IDs for private showings, keeping a log of all visitors, and locking up all valuables, medications, and sensitive documents. Agents today share security alerts, but smart steps are the first defense.
For Buyers: If something feels off, trust your instinct. Don’t hesitate to tell the agent if you witness any odd or concerning behavior.

Pinellas County’s $43K Window Nightmare: The Need for Vetting Contractors

A Pinellas County homeowner experienced a worst-case renovation scenario in April 2025. After spending $43,000 on 22 new impact windows and a slider, one of the largest purchases besides the house itself, the installation was a disaster. Trim was damaged, the new windows leaked in light rain, and a county inspector failed the job, finding that nails were not correctly holding the windows in place. Even a second crew couldn't fix the shoddy initial work.

Lesson: Permits and Inspections Save Your Sanity

When dealing with major repairs or renovations, you must protect your investment:

Hire Licensed, Insured Professionals: Don’t just take their word for it. Even with big-box stores, ask who is doing the actual installation. Check their reviews and past jobs.
Pull Permits and Insist on Inspections: This is non-negotiable. If the county inspector fails the job, you have the leverage to force the contractor to fix it correctly before you hand over the final payment.
Contract and Warranty: Get clear, detailed contracts and installation warranties. If a fix is needed, document everything.
Pay Milestones, Not All Up Front: Never pay the full cost upfront. Use a fair payment schedule tied to completion milestones, ensuring you hold the final payment until the job passes inspection.

The Davenport “Goldilocks” Squatter: Empty Homes and Title Insurance

In June 2025, a Deltona man, escaping a fight with his wife, slipped into a neighbor’s vacant home. For four days, he stayed there, cooking, taking baths, and making himself comfortable, until a neighbor spotted the lights and called the police. He was charged with burglary and theft. The Sheriff’s office nicknamed him "Goldilocks."

Lesson: Change Your Locks and Protect Your Ownership

Vacant homes are easy targets for criminals, and squatting remains a real issue in Florida.

Care for Vacant Homes: If you’re selling or are a snowbird, make the home look lived in. Use light timers, and ask a trusted neighbor or property manager to check in frequently.
New Owner, New Locks: When you buy a house, change all the locks on Day One. Check all window and slider locks, too. You never know who still holds a key.
Owner’s Title Insurance: Florida has seen cases of squatting and even fake deeds. Get owner’s title insurance. This one-time policy protects your ownership rights indefinitely.

The Spite House Sequel: Unique Homes Sell Fast

The sequel to Story 1 arrived when the spite house was sold to a 51-year-old buyer named Mike Cavanagh for just over $600,000. He loved the unique design and the fact that it was perfect for single life after his kids moved out. He plans to live there full-time, proving that the home's unique charm outweighed its unusual construction origins.

Lesson: Own Your Weird and Market the Charm

Unique homes find unique buyers. If you own a special or quirky place, tiny, historic, or an odd layout, don't try to make it generic. Sell the charm.

Focus on Lifestyle: Use great photos and a strong message that highlights how the unique features benefit the buyer.
Location Still Rules: The spite house sold fast at a strong price because it was modern and sat in a great area. Creativity, even on a tiny lot, can create big value, but location is always the backbone.

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